Me when i try to work out :
when i have a kid i’m going to make his middle name “lazy” or something so that when ppl yell at him like “holy frick you’re so lazy” he can just be like “yeah well lazy’s my middle name” and swag the fuck outta there
when your parents don’t like what you’re wearing
i think the reason perfume commercials are so weird is because they have to advertise a smell without using smells
i cant old sport understand old sport your accent
white dad in any movie: but son, you're throwing away your DREAM
white son in any movie: no dad, I'm throwing away ~yours~
white son in any movie: no dad, I'm throwing away ~yours~
20 May 2013 ♥ 13,352 notes
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why don’t they have big hyped up award shows for books
i mean
best male/female character
best antagonist
best plot development
best plot twist
come on
The awkward moment when you get a flashback of something embarrassing that you did.
i thought LGBT was a sandwich
Lettuce, Glitter, Bacon, Tomato?
A heartbreaking tale by Demi Lovato
twinkle twinkle little star
why is art so fuCKING HARD
twinkle twinkle little FUCK
dammit
what the-
I give up.
This is my anthem
