when i have a kid i’m going to make his middle name “lazy” or something so that when ppl yell at him like “holy frick you’re so lazy” he can just be like “yeah well lazy’s my middle name” and swag the fuck outta there
i think the reason perfume commercials are so weird is because they have to advertise a smell without using smells
i cant old sport understand old sport your accent
why don’t they have big hyped up award shows for books
best male/female character
best plot development
best plot twist
i thought LGBT was a sandwich
Lettuce, Glitter, Bacon, Tomato?
A heartbreaking tale by Demi Lovato
twinkle twinkle little star
why is art so fuCKING HARD
twinkle twinkle little FUCK
I give up.
This is my anthem